Alright, who did the rain dance?
Maybe the reason people think I’m scary is because of my exuberance for historical conversations
Friend: Last night I had a nightmare that you had a key to all the dorm rooms and I was super scared and hiding because you kept coming after me!
Me: Um…I’m an RA. I do have a key to all the dorm rooms.
I found a treasure!!
Last night in our dorm lounge we had three different groups of people trying to watch three separate movies (one on the tv and two on lap tops) and instead of having a volume battle and getting upset at each other we all shared nutter butters and pizza and quoted each others movies and laughed when during a tense moment in one movie somebody elses movie would say something hilarious out of context and basically became best friends without knowing each others names and if that’s not an example of the possibility of peace then I don’t know what is.
"Not really, not ever."
HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.
Literally me if I ever try to be a parent
omfg it just keeps getting funnier